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212 Euphoria Lane is an aesthetically pleasing apartment building on the inside and out. The rent is tentatively the norm for flats in the area. They're recognized for their custom enchanted ceilings mentioned in all of their ads. Depending on the tenant's preference ceiling enchantments range from simple high ceilings, to various weather and sky-scapes that reflect the day outside or vibes in a single room. One thing, of course, that they conveniently leave out of flat adverts is the building's habit of relocating flats.

It's not uncommon that tenants find the door to their flat on the left of the corridor when they leave, and then find it to the right when they return. Though it's rare to find a flat on an entirely different floor than their accustomed, it still happens from time to time. This particular building quirk has been labeled by the Wizard Housing Association as a side effect to the custom ceiling enchantments as well as their basic building charms of heating, cooling, and plumping. The landlord, Chancy Davenport, is relatively pleasing when he's around - which is also very rare.

- 65 galleons a month
- 4 levels - No lift (View)
- No pets allowed
- Strict refurbishing rules
- 9 resident house elves
- Personally enchanted ceilings

• Flat 1A - Nathaniel Cadwallader & Sally-Anne Perks
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1B - Available
2 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1C - George Weasley
3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2A - Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Teddy Lupin, & Andromeda Tonks
3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2B - Available
2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3A - Available
2 bedroom, 2 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3B - Available
3 bedroom, 2 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3C - Ernie Macmillan
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4A - Available as of 5th April
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4B - Available
2 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

This building complex is located in a small courtyard space and is neighbored by a few commercial properties (Walster's Books, Moon & Sun Cafe, Inglestone Crystals, Zaffing Photography, and various vendors who rotate throughout the week). An attractively placed building complex, 220 Euphoria Lane has made a point to uphold a "sense of style."

Their flats and corridors are clean and well taken care of. Heating and cooling charms are exceptionally in tip top condition and the plumbing is ace. The only real problem is that the entire courtyard is frequently visited by Ashwinders. Why? No ones particularly sure, but random fires have been known to startle residents. Poor Ms. Fannington, the landlord, does everything in her power to appease her tenants when there are "incidents." Needless to say she's frequently sending gift baskets, and apology notices.

- 55 galleons a month
- 4 levels - Lift (view lift)
- No Pets allowed
- Pre-furnishing optional
- Strict refurbishing rules
- Enchanted self cleaning floors

• Flat 1A - Oliver Wood
Studio , 1 full bath, kitchen

• Flat 1B - Rupert Tanner
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1C - Available
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2A - Linda Hardington
Studio , 1 full bath, kitchen

• Flat 2B - Available
Studio , 1 full bath, kitchen (Med space)

• Flat 2C - Available
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3A - Laura Madley
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3B - Ginny Weasley


Studio , 1 full bath, kitchen (Med space)

• Flat 4A - Dean Thomas
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room (Lrg space)

• Flat 4B - Hannah Abbott & Liz Spinks
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room (Lrg space)

224 Euphoria Lane was once the location of a large law firm, but the building was refurbished in 1992 into a classy apartment building. Not only is their building one of the finest architectural beauties on Euphoria Lane but it's also one of the most reliable. They're frequently spraying for magical pests, as well as keeping their wards and charms up to date. They include a 24 hour door service (Day desk run by Donald S. Night desk run by Donald Q. npc info), and 17 resident house elves tend to any task tenants ask of them. Landlord - Mr. Abertill is rarely seen. Door men handle all complaints.

The most frequented complaint is that of Barrister Gimbly. The ghost of Teddy Gimbly still roams freely through the building, and makes frequent visits with tenants. He's a boastful sort of ghost that'll happily recite his four hour autobiography to anyone who'll let him. He makes sure to include everything from birth in Yorkshire to his death in 1943. He died at the age of 98 right in the lobby from a carelessly accio'ed knitting needle (still lodged in his ear). Though some might be able to stand his chatter it's his intrusive nature that gets on their nerves. He's commonly floating through walls at very inopportune times. Many residents have made a point to put a ward in their washrooms.

- 70 galleons a month
- Pets allowed
- 3 levels - No Lift (view stairs)
- Door Man
- 17 resident house elves
- Strict refurbishing rules
- Enchanted self cleaning floors

• Flat 1A - Mrs. Feferheimer
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1B - Demelza Robins
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1C - Jill Dorny
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1D - Megan Jones
1 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2A - Rose Zeller
Studio, 1 full bath, kitchen

• Flat 2B - Picklebrush Family
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2C - Available
Studio, 1 full bath, kitchen

• Flat 2D - Available
4 bedroom, 2 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3A - Kendall Rivers & Michael Corner
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3B - Available
3 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

228 Euphoria Lane is strategically placed between a Bobbin Apothecary and the Red Books Publishing office. The tenants are privileged to such services as a 24 hour door man (Day desk - Toby R. Night desk Stephen C. npc info) and 23 resident house elves who make their rounds where asked. The landlord, Darla Wash is very lenient on refurbishing rented spaces, and is more than willing to help with paperwork where adding additional rooms and building enchantments are concerned.

The only down side to this otherwise fab living arrangement is the buildings slight “quirk.” About 15 years ago a young wizard, Augustus Gunst, had a spell malfunction that's left the building scarred for life. Though the story of what exactly he was working on changes frequently, one of his failed attempts was so incredibly potent that when the spell backfired it left behind an irremovable enchantment. Three times a day (7AM, 3PM, and 11PM) the building has itself what feels to be "earthquakes." Lasting anywhere from 2 minutes to 20, these "shakes" have a tendency to disturb residents, who frequently complain about having to clean up after an episode.

- 60 galleons a month
- Small pets allowed
- 5 levels - Lift (view lift)
- Door Man
- 23 resident house elves
- Enchanted self cleaning floors

• Flat 1A - Mr. Maher
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1B - Leo Chambers & Kimberly Chambers
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2A - Available
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2B - Available
Studio, 1 full bath, kitchen, (large space)

• Flat 3A - Su Li
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3B - Available
3 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4A - Available
3 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4B - Lee Jordan
Studio, 1 full bath, kitchen (large space)

• Flat 5A - Ron Weasley & Hermione Granger Weasley
3 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 5B - Rice Family
3 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

234 Euphoria Lane is one of the notably taller buildings in Euphoria Lane. Standing six levels tall, the building certainly prizes itself on "class." Though rent is relatively high, the owner, Olga Longfellow, assures her tenants it's a decent price to pay for such luxury. They're one of few Euphoria Lane apartment complexes that have an operating and well maintained swimming pool and spa. The building is also home to 6 well behaved house elves (one for each level). Unfortunately, unlike other buildings, these house elves are considered "the best of the best" and their services are charged an extra 10 galleons a week.

Aside from the rather "posh" feel of the place, the building doesn't particularly advertise the fact that they do harbour the likes of Borely (npc info). Borely is a poltergeist who's background is typically unknown, but his presence is very hard to overlook. He's believed to reside in the empty wine cellar and is particularly only listens to the landlady...when she's around. Though it's not uncommon for tenants to poltergeist ward their flats, he always seems to find a way around, over, or through them.

- 75 galleons a month
- 6 levels - Lift (View)
- Pets allowed
- Strict refurbishing rules
- 6 rental house elves (10 galleons a week for use)
- Community pool/spa (View)

• Flat 1A - Available

• Flat 1B - Bryce Dunstan
3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2A - Available
3 bedroom, 2 bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2B - Cho Chang
2 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3A - Roger Davies & Lila Moon
2 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3B - Rolf Scamander
3 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4A - Ainsleigh MacFusty
2 bedroom, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4B - Available
3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 5A - Padma Patil & Stephen Cornfoot
4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room (pent house)

• Flat 6A - Tracey Davis Stebbins & Braeden Stebbins
4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room (pent house)

239 Euphoria Lane is the most fashionable building to live in. Tenants notice that the upkeep is pristine, and there is never any riff-raff hanging around the place. Each level has a sitting area, meant for the tenants to get to know one another without having to invite them into their flats. These areas have also been known to have "block parties" for holidays or whenever the widowed landlady, Acantha Merryweather, feels like it. That is to say: often.

239 boasts the friendliest and most attentive landlord on the Lane. She lives in the first apartment on the first level, and she is available at all hours, night or day, to make your flat the best flat it can be. She can be a little obsessive-compulsive, which is an understatement. Upon move-in, Merryweather will stop by several times during your move to see if you need help, bring a high-fiber "Welcome to 239!" gift basket ("It's good for your colon, dear!"), and give you furniture advice that she will heavily persuade you to take or there could be consequences. Use of her 12 house elves is included in the rent, but be warned: you will come home to find your furniture re-arranged with notes regarding your Chi. Merryweather is extremely nosy, but she means well. You will probably be invited to dinner at her meticulously decorated flat. Oh, and your rent MUST be in exact change.

- 53 galleons, 4 sickles, 1 knut a month
- 5 levels - Lift & stairs (View)
- Pets allowed (5 galleons pet rent for small animals, 10 galleons for anything larger than a cat)
- Strict refurbishing rules
- 12 house elves (free of charge)
- Sitting areas on every floor

• Flat 1A - Mrs. Merryweather
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1B - Available
2 bedrooms, 2 full baths, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 1C - Available
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2A - Veronica Smethley
Studio, 1 full bath, kitchen sitting room combo

• Flat 2B - Georgina Bloxam
2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 2C - Available
3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, kitchen, sitting room (med space)

• Flat 3A - Available
1 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3B - Available
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 3C - Available
2 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4A - The Smiths
1 bedrooms, 1 full bath, kitchen, sitting room (small space)

• Flat 4B - Available
2 bedrooms, 2 full baths, 1 half bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4C - Neville Longbottom & Mandy Brocklehurst
3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 4D - Available
2 bedrooms, 2 full bath, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 5A - Myron Wagtail
3 bedrooms, 3 full baths, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 5B - Angelina Johnson & Katie Bell
4 bedrooms, 2 full baths, 2 half baths, kitchen, sitting room

• Flat 5C - Available
Studio, 1 full bath, kitchen, large sunken living space

Many shoppe owners have set up flats above their shoppes for living and breathing work, and sometimes they've rented this flats out to help with their own rents. Some are only for lease, some can be bought. Perks of the flat depend on each occupant. Decor, house elves, size, enchantments, ghosts, poltergeists, and problems are all up to the player. For more information about business pages, see: here

• 2 Euphoria Lane - Seamus Finnigan & Lisa Turpin Finnigan
Four story house with an attic and a basement flat. Study, full-sized kitchen, dining room, and half bath on first level. Guest bedroom, half bath, and living area on second level. Master bedroom, full-sized bath, study on third level. Guest bedroom, full bath, and sitting room on fourth level. Patio and garden in backyard.
• Quirks include: Self-cleaning windows, security and privacy charms, heating and cooling charms. The kitchen also moves outside into the back during particularly nice days. Also a ghost, Jack, inhabits the attic and occasionally comes down to the kitchen while food is being prepared to give friendly pointers on certain dishes.

• 2B Euphoria Lane - Fergus Finnigan
Basement flat under the four story above. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, full-sized kitchen, dining area, sitting room; 45 galleons a month
• Quirks include: Security and privacy charms, heating and cooling charms. The flat is inhabited by only one boggart but as it has a tendency to jump from place to place it seems like there are more. Landlords are the Finnigans and must be willing to put up with Lisa's cheerful greetings every morning.

• 49A - Above Cultivation - Available
2 bedroom, 1.5 baths, kitchen, sitting room, balcony
• Quirks include: Self-cleaning windows, security and privacy charms, heating and cooling charms, and a poltergeist, Francis, that seems to be restricted to the flat and adjoining staircase. He is very particular about order and will put anything back if it's left out of place or unattended for more than 2 minutes.

• 55A- Above Charming You! - Melinda Bobbin
4 bedroom, 3 bath (with sauna), kitchen, sitting room, balcony
• Quirks include: one permanent house elf of the Greengrass family's, a ghost by the name Charlemagne that has a hobby of flirting with any females in the flat, security and privacy wards

• 75A - Above Marigold Marriages! - Parvati Patil & Lavender Brown
2 bedroom, 2 bath, kitchen, sitting room, stairs only, rooftop balcony
• Quirks include: cold and hot water reversed in the baths, friendly to all pets, and a ghost whose favourite career is to walk through unsuspecting tenants.

• 75B - Above Marigold Marriages! - Available
2 bedroom, 2 bath, kitchen, sitting room, stairs only
• Quirks include: cold and hot water reversed in the baths, friendly to all pets, and a ghost whose favourite career is to walk through unsuspecting tenants.

• 100A - Above Asphodel, Belladonna, and Caterpillars Apothecary - Available
2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, sitting room, dining room, kitchen. Rent 60 galleons/month.
Quirks include: A boggart that lives in the cupboard underneath the sink in the full bathroom, kitchen cupboards that rearrange the food at random, and a pair of elderly house elves that are shared between the three flats. Pet and renovation friendly, although the south wall refuses to be painted and stays a rather bright orange.

• 100B - Above Asphodel, Belladonna, and Caterpillars Apothecary - Suzanne Capper
1 bedroom, 1 bath, sitting room, dining room, kitchen. Rent 55 galleons/month.
Quirks include: A ghost that haunts the linen closet, faulty heating and cooling charms that don't seem to work properly every other Tuesday of the month, and a pair of elderly house elves that are shared between the three flats. Pet and renovation friendly, although the south wall refuses to be painted and stays a rather bright orange.

• 100C - Above Asphodel, Belladonna, and Caterpillars Apothecary -Available
Studio (small space), 1 bath, balcony. Rent 50 galleons/month.
Quirks include: Has a constant smell of baked goods that has never really left since the previous tenant moved out, furniture will rearrange itself everytime the person living there leaves, and a pair of elderly house elves that are shared between the three flats. Pet and renovation friendly, although the south wall refuses to be painted and stays a rather bright orange.

• 137A- Above The Zen of Art - Charlie Weasley
2 Bedroom, 1 bath, kitchen/dining room, sitting room, small balcony
• Quirks include: he colour of the upper and lower levels of the exterior of the building is NEVER the same - the tenants two years ago botched a charm that affected only the outside and Anya and Angus never bothered to fix it. The landlords are very redecoration friendly, but all costs must come at the expence of the tenant and no major remodeling (i.e. knocking out a wall or a set of windows) can be done. The mirror in the bathroom is unmoveable - stuck on with a permanent sticking charm when the building was last renovated in 1992. The building has a narcoleptic House Elf attached to it, also a result of the last renovation. Paperwork and binding magic performed at the Ministry of Magic was botched, and it has never been bothered to be corrected. Rent is 70 Galleons a month.

• 137B- Above The Zen of Art - Leanne Twilfit
2 Bedroom, 1 bath, kitchen/dining room, sitting room, small balcony
• Quirks include: he colour of the upper and lower levels of the exterior of the building is NEVER the same - the tenants two years ago botched a charm that affected only the outside and Anya and Angus never bothered to fix it. The landlords are very redecoration friendly, but all costs must come at the expence of the tenant and no major remodeling (i.e. knocking out a wall or a set of windows) can be done. The mirror in the bathroom is unmoveable - stuck on with a permanent sticking charm when the building was last renovated in 1992. The building has a narcoleptic House Elf attached to it, also a result of the last renovation. Paperwork and binding magic performed at the Ministry of Magic was botched, and it has never been bothered to be corrected. Rent is 70 Galleons a month.

• 217A- Above Zaffing Photography - Sam Fawcett & Cameron Summerby
2 bedrooms, 1 bath, kitchen, living room with attached study. Rooftop patio with a tiny garden.
• Quirks include: pet friendly, brass doorknob makes smartass comments about her guests (revenge by the previous tenant), master bedroom's closet door periodically locks and can only be opened by answering a riddle, master bedroom's light turns off (and cannot be relit) at exactly 10pm every night following an exclamation of "It's BEDTIME!"

• 218A - Above Moon & Sun Cafe - Anthony Goldstein & Vicky Frobisher
2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, kitchen, sitting room, stairs only, rooftop access; 45 galleons a month
• Quirks include: Pre-furnished, but the furniture sometimes rearranges itself, the walls refuse to be painted unless you ask nicely and they have to approve the colour first, permanently smells of coffee from the cafe below.

• 218B - Above Moon & Sun Cafe - Emma Dobbs
2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, kitchen, sitting room, stairs only, rooftop access; 45 galleons a month
• Quirks include: Pre-furnished, but the furniture sometimes rearranges itself, the walls refuse to be painted unless you ask nicely and they have to approve the colour first, permanently smells of coffee from the cafe below.

• 219A - Above Walster's Books - Miles Bletchley & Daphne Greengrass Bletchley
3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, kitchen, sitting room with a study and a rooftop patio
• Quirks include: two permanent house elves from the Bletchley family, enchanted ceilings, extra security wards, and privacy charms

• 221A - Above Inglestone Crystals - Available
2 bedrooms, a study/3rd room, 2 full bath, full kitchen, sitting room with double doors opening up onto a balcony.
• Quirks include: Self-cleaning floors and windows, the use of a house elf belonging to the owner of the building (at a few Galleons extra, of course), privacy and security wards, and any and all pets allowed (within reason).

• 221B - Above Inglestone Crystals - Available
2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, full kitchen, sitting room with double doors opening up onto a balcony.
• Quirks include: Self-cleaning floors and windows, the use of a house elf belonging to the owner of the building (at a few Galleons extra, of course), privacy and security wards, and any and all pets allowed (within reason).

• 227C - Above Dough Re Mi - Available
2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, kitchen, spacious sitting room, study, balcony; rent 50 galleons a month.
• Quirks include: trick step on the staircase, privacy charms, security wards, and an obsessive house-elf hired only to clean the bakery but who takes a disturbing pride in cleaning every room in the vicinity. Nothing can keep him out when he decides cleaning is to be done. Dirt cheap but requires the resident to put up with the landlord (Mr. Warrington)'s terminally bad attitude.

• 240A - Above The Magic Bean - Available
Studio flat, full bath, full kitchen,
• Quirks include: No ghosts or poltergeists at all. However, there are no cooling charms, but there are large windows that open to let a good breeze in. Ever-present smell of coffee from the shoppe below.

• 240B - Above The Magic Bean - Available
Studio flat, full bath, full kitchen
• Quirks include: No ghosts or poltergeists at all. However, there are no cooling charms, but there are large windows that open to let a good breeze in. Ever-present smell of coffee from the shoppe below.

• 407 Euphoria Lane - Harry Potter & Wendy Roper
Two-story house plus attic. Four bedroom, 2.5 bath, open plan kitchen/dining area, living room, utility room, conservatory, and a storage shed located behind the house. Pet friendly. Redecorating is allowed but remodeling must have the landlady (Mrs Pearson)'s approval. Leased in six month increments.
• Quirks include: All hardwood floors except in the bathrooms, utitlity room, and kitchen, which are tile. Floors and windows are self-cleaning. Security and privacy wards. Mr Wheelwright, the ghost of the original owner of the house hangs around the storage shed, and insists on straightening up after anything is taken out or used. He tends to get angry if you interfere with his system, so watch out! The ghost of Little Amelie is confined to the Conservatory. She likes cats, and will tell anyone who is in the room long enough with her (and who pays attention to her) about all the cats that have come through the house since she was born there in 1846. A poltergeist lives in the utility room, and locks the door just at the precise moment that you need something, and doesn't unlock it unless you sing to it. The decorative knob on the ground floor stair banister likes to answer "no" to any question asked in its vicinity, and the mirrors on the first floor all sound like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

• 412 Euphoria Lane - Eddie Carmichael
Two story house with a basement and attic. Full-sized kitchen, dining room, sitting room, living area, and half-bath on the first level. The second level has 4 bedrooms (including the master bedroom), and 2 full baths (one of which is attached to the master bedroom). There is a small shed located in the back garden.
• Quirks include: a ghost that inhabits the third bedroom (now converted into a study), a poltergeist which shows itself every five years and for five month spans; two little boys who haunt the shed in the back garden; a pantry that magically expands to fit enough food to feed 100 people, and a talking tea kettle.

• 421 Euphoria Lane - Penelope Clearwater
Two story house with a basement and attic. Full-sized kitchen, breakfast nook, dining area, sitting room, 2.5 bathroom, 3 bedrooms (balcony off of the master bedroom, one guest bedroom and the extra has been converted into a music room).
• Quirks include: A staircase that periodically decides to turn into a slide, a very judgmental talking mirror in the guest bathroom, privacy charms, walk-in closet (in the master bedroom) that likes to rearrange clothes and anything else that’s in there, and a poltergeist named Rufus who generally inhabits the basement but sometimes likes to come upstairs and generally be unpleasant and disruptive. However, he tends to serve as type of guard dog against intruders, so he isn’t completely useless.